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fat guy strategy

The term for the strategy of waiting until the foodservice employee puts the first portion of meat on your sandwich/burrito/whatever to ask for double meat. That way, the size of the first portion isn't compromised by the knowledge that a second portion is coming, and sets a precedent portion size for the second portion, avoiding any size discrepancy between first and second portions. Particularly effective at Chipotle.

Employee - "What kind of meat, sir?" Fat Guy - "Chicken, my man." E - *Scoop* E - "Any vegetables?" FG - "Actually, can I get double chicken?" E - "Godfuckingdammit okay." FG - "Fat Guy Strategy wins again."

by blarglwharbl July 19, 2014