A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mature, chunky MILF with that big ham ass that you could just eat. Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
Dude 1: "You sir, are a sad fuck." Dude 2: "Why, Dawg? 'Cos I like like fat ham MILF? Huh? Huh?!"
One who practially lives on Ham
Gosh, Sam fat ham must of ate all the ham!