A fork of Rural Dictionary
a way to break an awkward silence in a conversation with friends.
Dave: she has nice skin Bill: ... Dave: Fat Penis
A foot long hotdog, or large juicy sausage. Not used in polite company.
Ben: So I had an elongated, fat penis for lunch. Smothered in hot mustard. Tanya: Gross! Ben: Oookay.. Well what did you have? Tanya: Okay fine, I ate out a dripping, wet pussy, covered in KY jelly. Beat that! Ben: You're a lesbian? I thought you loved me! Tanya: I thought we were playing a game... Ben: Is that what love is to you, A GAME!!?? Tanya: I didn't mean--- Ben: The HELL you didn't mean! You're breaking my heart girlfriend, is this about your old flame Steve again? Tanya: Oh yeah, I suppose you are jealous. Maybe you wanted Steve's elongated, fat penis, huh? Ben: He didn't even like sausages. Tanya: Damn right he wasn't gay, we did it twice a week, sideways! Ben: That hurts... just because our love life isn't perfect you've always got to compare me to him. Hey wait a minute, what do you mean he wasn't gay. Tanya: He wasn't--- Ben: Hey wait, you're talking about sex, I was talking about food! An elongated fat, penis is a hot dog! Tanya: WHAT?? Ben: Yeah, and you told me you liked to eat out women! Tanya: I did not! I thought you were just trying to gross me out with homosexual references, so I'd one up you! Ben: Ohhh. That's what I get for using obscure slang! I thought everyone knew what an elongated fat penis was! Tanya: I'm sorry darling. Please forgive me! I didn't mean what I said about Steve. Ben: I'm sorry too honey, I know you're not a lesbian, like my old flame Cassandra. Tanya: No need to bring her into this, honey. Ben: Sorry sweetie. Hey, how about we go listen to some of those Indigo Girls albums you like, and we share an elongated, fat penis together! Tanya: Yeah baby! *couple walks off hand in hand*
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