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one word: americans

When I went to Seattle I was shocked at how fat people were.

i think fat peopl should be shot at birth but until that law passes i think u should spit on them when u see them walking down the street as i do

did the air get fatter in here

1. People who play WoW 2. People who drink diet pop and think it's healthy 3. Pregnant women

1. George Fisher 2. Fat people stock up on anything that says 'diet' on it 3. Your mother, when she was pregnant with you

These mammals are extremely overprotective of their "Diet" food. If approached while they are consuming, the obese creature will attack with cow-like reflexes. When told to go on a diet, they will tend to bitch and moan about how they lost 3 pounds over the past 5 months.

Skinny person: Frank you really need to go on a diet. Frank: Suck my dick! Skinny person: Whens the last time YOU saw your dick? Frank: ...You jerk! *cries and eats bucket of ice cream* Skinny person: I hate fat people.

People who are rejected in society cause their fat and stuff. Commonly found: 1) Falling off bridges. 2) Getting pushed off bridges. 3) Breaking bridges and therefor falling into the water. 4) The Jerry Springer show

Skinny person 1: Yo dude did you see those Fat People fall into the water! Skinny person 2: Yeah I heard there was a flood in Paris! *Both of them laugh* Fat guy from Paris: Latz' nowt fahny. *Both skinny people push him into a bridge*

...need sex just like normal people too... They just have to pay for it.

i feel sorry for fat people

Fat people are those guys you see on talks shows who are so fat that they can not get out of bed, but just keep eating fried chicken anyway.

Holy Crap! Those fat people can't even get out of bed, but they still ate a whole bucket of KFC! Damn they are fat asses!