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faucet ass

A condition in which the fecal excrement consists mainly of liquid water which can in severe cases lead to dehydration.

That Mexican food gave me a serious case of faucet ass.

Did someone turn the shower on?

--No, thats just Jim and his faucet ass

by wankernutz February 07, 2004

faucet ass

When your ass runs like a faucet. Perhaps the worst way to take a poop, it can often burn on the way out, and may vary from a leaky sink to a power washer on max pressure setting in strength.

Ugh, my ass has been running like a faucet! I'm mildly upset about this!

You mean faucet ass, John.

by Buffalo Souljah April 03, 2008

Faucet Ass

The act of uncontrollable, watery diarrhea that keeps you from leaving the house all day. A non-stop undesirable bodily function that acts like a running faucet.

"Hey Phil what's up with running to the john all day, don't you have to go to work?"
"Yeah man, I do, I just can't turn off my Faucet Ass."

by Carol L. June 23, 2014

Ass Faucet

Diheria so sever it comes out like water out of a bath tub faucet

Matt: Man last night I had the Worst ass faucet ever!
John: Ass faucet? What's that?
Matt: Well you know how water comes out of a faucet...?
John: yeah?....ohhhhhh gross!.
Matt: yeah i'm surprised I didn't keep you up all night.

by omgpoopmachine January 23, 2009