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faux hawk

A mohawk, but instead of a "real" mohawk where you shave the sides of your head, you just glue up the middle part of your regular hair so that it is in the style of the mohawk.

"There was a punk show tonight, but I didn't want to shave the sides of my head so I just made my hair into a fauxhawk."

by Haushinka November 24, 2003

faux hawk

A toned-down version of the famous mohawk haircut, in which the sides of the head are shaved and a central strip of hair is made to stand up. The faux hawk resembles the mohawk when styled but can also, if desired, appear to be a conventional male haircut.

Nice faux hawk, man.

by BX9438q May 26, 2003

faux hawk

A wanna-be mohawk. Some people, instead of shaving the hair from the sides of their heads and leaving the center hair, tease their hair up in the center and spray it.

That poser: she wears fake piercings and a faux hawk.

by dhart444 November 01, 2010

faux hawk

the faggot mohawk the mohawk for sissies that are too scared to shave their head

That fag has a faux hawk.Why doesnt he just shave it?

by devo12665 February 17, 2006

faux-hawk

a haircut in which the wearer, rather then shave off the sides of his head for a real mo-hawk, merely gels up a portion of hair in the middle. not everyone can wear it and look good. but if you do it tends to look very cool

last night we put some eyeliner on patrick and gave him a faux-hawk. he looked emo, but very adorable.

by McGees Foo August 05, 2006

faux hawking

when a guy and a girl are having sex and the guy cums in the woman's hair, then he styles it into a stylish faux hawk

ella: last night me and john were having sex he jizzed into my hair and then he styled my bangs into a faux hawk. sarah: wow i love getting faux hawked! --faux hawking

by sexyportia September 30, 2009

faux-hawk

a (unfortunately) prevalent hair-style seen in indie circles. the perpetrator often wears knee-high wrestling shoes, with faded pseudo-trendy jeans (obviously faded - preferably torn in more than one spot.) The delinquent will also travel in groups with other degenerates with geomteric haircuts. see Eurotrash

Jonas the editor of an obscure indie website was sporting his faux-hawk at the Blonde Redhead concert.

by Alitheluckydegenerate January 16, 2004