A fork of Rural Dictionary
national clown day🤡... it’s when all the singles feel like clowns bc they love someone that might not love them back😪
emma has likes a guy sense she was 5 and last year on february 14 he had a gf, this is why she claimed this day as national clown day
WHENN ALL THE BADDDD BITCHESSSS ARRIVE, IM TALKING ABOUT MY SINGLE BITCHES!! hell yeah .. you show that man what the fuck he lost because ur a baddie ma!! 💅🏼 period
my mom: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS me: february 14?? me: *squeals* both of us “ITS BAD BITCH DAY”
the day when you shall get your booty eaten like groceries
girl: ugh it’s february 14th guy: take ur pants off and let me eat that booty
When people on Twitter collectively decided Dean and Cas from the show Supernatural get married in heaven.
It's February 14, the day deancas got married.
the day that everyone has a significant other
her: hey it's february 14, where's you boyfriend? him: yeah where me: *stares and snatches him* here's my boyfriend. where did yours go
valentine's day, the day where you either are forced to write a corny letter/poem or think of that day you got rejected by your lover......or think about you srsly need to get a freaking girlfriend NAOW!
:::february 14::: boyfriend: look here's a poem for you (that i found online) Love! Love can be red, like the intense heat of a passionate kiss .....the color of sweetness .....the color of strawberries Love can be blue, like the comfort we take in a pair of denim jeans .....the color of strength .....the color of perfect skies Love can be yellow, bright and warm like the morning sun .....like the sounds of laughters of children on the merry-go-round .....like the sounds of fun from the boys flying kites in the open fields Love can be green, peaceful and serene I can hear your heart beats .....it is the feeling of a loving hand that touch a grieving heart .....it is the whispering of trusting words to a distressing soul Love can be orange, the loudness of it can drive you up a wall .....it can drive you to sing like nobody is listening .....it can drive you to dance like nobody is watching Love can be purple, the courage we need to love bravely and unselfishly .....the moment I first kiss you i know that i am not afraid to risk involvement .....the day the declaration of your love for me was made known to the world girlfriend: YOU FOUND THIS ONLINE!! boyfriend: OH FU- *runs*
What did you do on february 14? I broke some PR’s in the gym