A fork of Rural Dictionary
the wizarding world's preferred way of abortion
"Harry, about last night.... i'm pregnant"
"fetus deletus"
synonym for an abortion
I went to get a fetus deletus when i found out i was impregnated by lumberjack's seed.
An alternative name for abortion. However, the procedure is slightly different. Whereas an abortion is performed professionally by doctors, fetus deletus refers to a quick and hard blow to the fetus from an outside force. It may be voluntary, self-inflicted, or involuntary.
Female: My fetus died!
Doctor: Was it preformed professionally?
Female: No, this asshole just came up and punched me!
Doctor: Hm...sounds like a case of fetus deletus.
the spell harry potter used to abort his and professor mcgonnogal's baby so ginny didnt find out
"harry, you must perform fetus deletus to stop this"
the magic spell harry potter uses when he finds out that his gf is pregant
herminey: Harry! Im pregnant!
harry: FETUS DELETUS
The second most powerful harry potter spell, see Beatus Meatus
GODDAMN IT HARRY STOP PERFORMING ABORTIONS AT SCHOOL
YOU CANT STOP ME FETUS DELETUS!
An alternative way of saying abortion while also sounding like a wizard,try yelling this phrase if you ever have the chance to perform a fetus deletus
Dr. : "Ok so we are going to remove the fetus,are you sure you want to do this?"
Karen: "I've taken so many other kids, i don't need any more"
Dr: "FETUS DELETUS"
Karen: *Dies during the abortion*