A fork of Rural Dictionary
A game commonly played on Tumblr. All one needs to do is make a post about how some meat product is delicious or make a post about how vegans are overly sensitive and like magic someone will respond saying that not all vegans are smug assholes they just live a healthier lifestyle than you and you're a horrible person for eating meat.
How to play find the vegan Non-Vegan: I like bacon Vegan: How can you live with yourself knowing that you contributed to the MURDER of a poor defenseless pig? Non-Vegan: Found the vegan OR Non-Vegan: I hate it when my vegan aunt comes over for thanksgiving and complains about all of us eating turkey. Vegan: Well not all vegans are like that but eating tofu is much healthier. You're aunt is a smart person and you should probably stop eating turkey if not for the health benefits but at least to stop the brutal senseless violence of poor, beautiful, innocent turkeys. Non-Vegan: Found the vegan.