A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cheap and delicious sub from Subway. Jared eats it and so should you.
Five... Five dollar... Five dollar foot long!
when you go into a subway take a shit dont flush and leave
person1: dude wanna go to subway person2: no man lets just chill at my place person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower
When a guy doesn't have much money, but he's got a big dick.
Girl: "I've been hanging around this new guy lately... he can't pay my bills, but his dick is enormous." Other girl: "Ah, sounds like a total five dollar foot long."
The new deal on sandwiches at Subway, or a really bad pornographic movie.
I bought a 12" sub for 5 dollars, and ate it while I masturbated to "Five Dollar Foot Long."
Verb, slang Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.
"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?" "Jim what the fuck."