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five finger discount

To Steal

"Dude! I got a five finger discount on those womens underwear!"

by Element March 23, 2003

five finger discount

The ability to shoplift.

"How do you plan to afford that?!" "Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."

by Skeddles February 05, 2008

five finger discount

stealing

got myself a five finger discount on a pair of Levi's.

by nick August 21, 2003

five finger discount

(slang)(euphemism) 1. the act of shoplifting, petty theft. 2. taking an object, using all five fingers, and concealing said object within an article of clothing or a bag. 3. occasionally a coupon can be used along side the five fingers

girls hate gifts that are obtained through the five finger discount

by maniacxxl January 04, 2009

five finger discount

Stealing.

The punishment for thievery in certain middle eastern countries possibly includes cutting off all five fingers from the hand that stole the goods. Hence, your discounted price of $0 includes five of your fingers, or a "five finger discount".

by diesel weasel May 17, 2013

five finger discount

free. stolen. pinched.

"check it out dude, i got 17 cadburys creme eggs on five finger discount!"

by D-Bizz January 09, 2007

five finger discount

a rad song about shoplifting by choking victim

"i want to see, what's on sale what's for free" FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT!

by rudie skankster June 13, 2007