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Flag Polling

The point which one is too drunk to stand still but sober enough not to fall over. One just sways back and forth like a flag pole in the wind

last night at the bar Goldberg couldn't stand stil he just kept flag polling

by AVSIG1855 September 20, 2011

Flag Polling

Intensely masturbating while inserting the pole of an American flag to assert territory for the United States into the urethra.

Joe: Don't you ever just want to stick a flag down your urethra?
Terry: Yeah I was flag polling last night.

by SlavicPimp February 10, 2017