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albert

a hot sexy dude a little overwight

that kinda fat guy must be a albert because he looks sexy

by 3 guys at a table November 28, 2009

albert

a child with an abnormal facial positions and loves to annoy people and likes to sneak out to get head from a blonde cheerleader late in the night after smoking bowls upon bowls of marijuana.

"that guy is such an albert."

by whitepeach August 15, 2011

albert

albert - a large sloth like creature that can sleep for weeks at a time. the albert is also the only mamal that has adapted to eating in its sleep .... harmless unless disturbed while eaten... if attacked by an albert your best chance of survival is to tip it over.

a large gassy fart escaped from the albert

the albert said "im stervin"

the albert fair wanted a bite o the manas bum

by mookieuk November 23, 2007

albert

1. someone i can read like a book
2. someone who LOVES face rubbing sessions.
3. a true FONDLERRR
4. a sweet person i would love to have in my life.

prince charming is just like an albert.
ok, i lied ;

by KWINHnotKWIN August 31, 2008

albert

a cool name for a cool guy. a very common name for someone from massachussetts. the sad part though is this name usually means the person doesnt have a lot of friends.

albert burbank, albert einstein

by unknown_name334 May 16, 2011

albert

a pussy

omg he's such an albert

by Zilbo314 March 13, 2023

albert

a white piece of shit that ain’t worth a fuck and likes to be a wanna be cowboy

oh look there goes that wanna be cowboy piece of shit albert

by albert$7 June 01, 2022