A fork of Rural Dictionary
albert - a large sloth like creature that can sleep for weeks at a time. the albert is also the only mamal that has adapted to eating in its sleep .... harmless unless disturbed while eaten... if attacked by an albert your best chance of survival is to tip it over.
a large gassy fart escaped from the albert
the albert said "im stervin"
the albert fair wanted a bite o the manas bum
1. someone i can read like a book
2. someone who LOVES face rubbing sessions.
3. a true FONDLERRR
4. a sweet person i would love to have in my life.
prince charming is just like an albert.
ok, i lied ;
a cool name for a cool guy. a very common name for someone from massachussetts. the sad part though is this name usually means the person doesnt have a lot of friends.
albert burbank, albert einstein
a white piece of shit that ain’t worth a fuck and likes to be a wanna be cowboy
oh look there goes that wanna be cowboy piece of shit albert