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When you play flappy bird, but instead of using your finger to press it, you use your dick.
I got a high score of 3 while doing a flappy dick.
The game a girl plays when a man is inebriated just to the point of ambiguous erections. She begins stroking, gyrating, and altogether slapping said penis in an attempt to reach consistent firmness.
Jim: Did you bang that chick last night? David: Yeah, sort of, I had a couple too many drinks, but she flappy dicked me till my balls were black and blue.
Ed has a flappy dick
Flappy dick symptom Ed has a flappy dick