A fork of Rural Dictionary
The game a girl plays when a man is inebriated just to the point of ambiguous erections. She begins stroking, gyrating, and altogether slapping said penis in an attempt to reach consistent firmness.
Jim: Did you bang that chick last night? David: Yeah, sort of, I had a couple too many drinks, but she flappy dicked me till my balls were black and blue.
When you play flappy bird, but instead of using your finger to press it, you use your dick.
I got a high score of 3 while doing a flappy dick.
Ed has a flappy dick
Flappy dick symptom Ed has a flappy dick