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someone who flops around like a fish during a hookup and it's annoying as fuck so you forgot how to kiss and you get super turned off and your vagina becomes so dry you have to leave and drink hella water
Jacob was such a floppy fish last night, what do i do?
A dance move, used by Max George (the Wanted), usually paired with a blank facial expression. In essence, the move is to stand on your head and flip over onto your stomach.
And what's that called?' 'THE FLOPPY FISH!
A term used on "SpongeBob - Grandma's Kisses (bad)" on YouTube when SpongeBob gets upset at the Krusty Krab. Can also be used as an insult. Usually said in an over-exaggerated yell.
SpongeBob: My dick...is sad. Because you made me mad, you floppy fish you! Random Fish: FUCKIN FLOPPY FISH?! YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSBANG YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD! Person 1: Hey, shut up! Person 2: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE YOU FLOPPY FISH YOU!
When the penis of a male seems floppy during intercorse
"I don't understand why his penis seemed so floppy fish during sex today"
When you lick both sides of your hand and jiggle it rapidly in a woman's vaginal area.
"I was skeptical about the Floppy Fish, but I tried it, and it felt sooo good!"
To be a constant ditcher of plans
person 1:you know Joanna ? person2:yeah.why!? person1: shes such a floppy fish. person1:she always ditches plans.
When a penis slips out of a wet vagina and becomes a fish. Wow
I was banging Christian and my dick turned into a floppy fish, a tuna fish