A fork of Rural Dictionary
The outstanding university that consists of student athletes excelling on and off the football field. While Florida State has historically been a slightly stronger team, Florida does not tolerate the "thugs" that FSU consistently produces year in and year out.
"Because its great...to be...a Florida Gator!"
A team who wont let anyone else win in any sports. In the year 2007 they won the NCAA Football Championship, along with the NCAA Basketball Championship. Really good, and really cocky.
Tom: Dude why wont the florida gators lose? Rick: Maybe cuz their so good? Tom:...
A group of arrogant jerks who steal chants from legitimate universities even though the chants don't work for their team.
Michigan Fan: "It's great! to be! a Michigan Wolverine!" Florida Fan: "Hey, that almost works with Florida Gators I think I'll steal it."
A second class college program. Usually sits in the shadow of THE FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY.
Fuck the Florida Gators! why are they such bitches?
The football program with the best winning percentage in the last 20 years (fact). They have won 3 national titles, 8 SEC titles, 2 heisman winners, and have had the best home winning percentage in that period. The Gators are the most hated team by most of its competitors because they win most of the time against them and because they run the score up most of the time.
Hector- I hate the Florida Gators. Dave- Why? Hector- I'm a georgia fan. they beat us every year. Dave- They beat everyone dip shit! Hector- Oh yeah.
Best football team in the SEC conference, and as proven in 2006 and 2008, best in the world. Always hated, often imitated, never duplicated.
God Himself supports the Florida Gators because the sky is Blue and the sun is Orange.