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flying dutchman

When you are having anal sex in the doggie style position while standing up you proceed to put your partner in a full nelson and jump forward into a belly flop.

The reason for my divorce is because I got really drunk and thought that it was a good idea to give the old lady a flying dutchman.

by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008

flying dutchman

a dutch man on an airplane.

man 1: hey is that guy dutch? man 2: yeah and hes on the plane.. man 1: haha hes a flying dutchman

by enjoisad June 22, 2010

flying dutchman

found on the seceret menu at in-n-out burger, best burger joint in the world, only found in California, Arizona and Nevada (It's family owned and operated). It consists of meat and cheese only. A 2x2 flying dutchman is 2 meat and 2 cheese. A 3x3 is 3 meat and 3 cheese.

Whoa, Char just ate a 4x4 flying dutchman and now he's been in the bathroom for 2 solid hours!

by PCP from the MPC February 03, 2006

flying dutchman

when you fart, then walk away quickly so no one will think it was you who committed the foul deed

I was at this upscale banquet last night and had to perform a flying dutchman; I was so embarrassed! Good thing no one caught me.

by B123456 January 05, 2008

flying dutchman

wrap up fart within blanket; then toss it

When the dutch oven has become too commonplace, rely on the flying dutchman to get your point across.

by mustachio_11222 June 20, 2009

flying dutchman

when you are siting on the couch, and your fart crawls up your back.

Uh, man I just had the loudest flying dutchman when I was watching porno.

by kein sly July 14, 2006

flying dutchman

The act of having sex with a goose with its head in a dresser drawer, then when you climax, kicking the drawer shut with your feet, making the goose spasm uncontrollably as it dies.

DK-Prof...the original Flying Dutchman.

by Rifleman556 January 19, 2008