A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fuck Mike Pence.
Made famous as the signature sign off of the My Mistake Podcast, the phrase is a tribute to the vast and lasting damage that Mike Pence has done to the American people generally and the LGBTQ+ community specifically.
Lena: Did you see old fly-head is running for president?
Ole: Ugh. FMP!
Guy: you look so hot today.
Gurl: So? what your point?
Guy: FMP
Gurl: ok.. why not.. (has dad issues)
Obviously "feel my pain," what the hell is fuck me pumps?
1 : "Dude, I just got a 38 on my pre-cal test!"
2 : "FMP dude."
An abbreviation of "Fuck Mah Pussy." A phrase, as flexible as a snake, which can be added to any statement. It works best with bold or off color statements, rendering them bolder or more off color.
I'm not going to come with you to the Spice Girls reunion concert. You can FMP, you bitch.
acronym usually used to mean "fuck me please"; can be used as a noun or pronoun for someone who is extremely attractive or sexy;
"Oh my fuck! Dat ass tho! FMP!"
"Becky was wearing spandex yesterday!"
"Yea, what a FMP!"