A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is always around, but doesn't really have any redeeming features. High in sodium, low in anything worthwhile.
That guy you were about to fight last night was being a real Junk Food Dude
An entity who is a dude and somewhere on him is food. No one knows what kind of food he'll have on but most of the time it's food you want. These creatures are very stupid. DO NOT INTERACT WITH THEM FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR, as they might poison you.
Hey the food with dude is approaching you
When two straight man suck each other's dicks. No homo.
"Hey man, can I get some dude food?" *unzips pants* "Hell yeah my dude!" (No Homo implied)
Another phrase for fries before guys, but only for use if you're really salty. Could also be used if you are hungry, with same meaning as fries before guys.
Jessica: do u want to go to McDonald's for dinner Melissa: can't. Josh want me to come to his place. Jessica: u bitch. foods before dudes. Melissa: o shit u right
Food that only dudes or “dudettes” eat. Or The type of lesbians that you wonder why they’re with the hot chick.
Yo! Let me get some of that dude food! Or How did she land someone so hot? She’s in it for the “Dude Food”.
Food is always important before anyone, especially dudes (or guys/boys)