A fork of Rural Dictionary
An extremely drunk girl at a bar who flirts with numerous guys. She's definitely getting laid, the question is with what guy.
Dude, grab your nikes, that blonde over there is a foot race.
A foot race involving a person and a line of gun powder (flammable substance) where a person/persons attempt to outrun the lit line of gun powder.
I was at a frat party but left when the Russian foot races started with the prospects.
when in the brief moments of post-ejaculation, you begin punching your female partner in the face and yelling "GO" until she proceeds to get up and run for her life.
man: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO (one punch per word) woman: OMFG STOP PLEASE OMG YOU'RE A MONSTER man: ITS THE ALASKAN FOOT RACE BITCH RUN