Country Dictionary

fort mac

a canadian town set aside for flaming homosexuals

you love anal sex with other men as much as i do? lets buy a house in fort mcmurray where we can live together in seclusion

fort mac hack

To expel air and bitumen from the lungs suddenly and noisily, often to keep the respiratory passages free of irritating material.

Tammy: Oorf! Horf! Aorfff!
Roddy: Is she dieing?
Abe: No, that's just the Fort Mac Hack.
Tammy: My breath registers at 87 octane.

Fort Mac Foreplay

When you and a member of opposite sex work on the same greasy mechanical project before hooking up. Mingling the same greasy hands on one anothers body.

When you leave a hand print on her ass after a little Fort Mac Foreplay, it's not red from snacking it. It's black.