A fork of Rural Dictionary
THe dessert served with Chinese Food.
I believe in the advice of the fortune cookie.
An Asian girl's pussy.
Her skirt was so short you could almost see her fortune cookie.
A wierd looking, but somehow tasty, snack u get at a chinese resturaunt after ur meal, that whatever it says on there, you should add "in bed" at the very end of it
me:"hey mom, whats your fortune cookie say?" mom:"you will live life a happy man....in bed" me:"OMG LOL" (this really happened! But I had to add the "in bed" part to make it go along with the definition)
snow bunny but for Asian girls; hard to find but lucky to have. Asian girls that only go for 🥷🥷
Yea, she’s the only fortune cookie at our school
My fortune cookie had the local animal shelter's phone number listed on it.....oh SHIT!!!
What future does your fortune cookie bring?
the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!
when she awoke in the morning and used the bathrom she found the fortune cookie i left her.