A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a person goes to a vending machine intending to buy an item and that item is barely hanging on to the barricade that prevents it from falling. The person then buys the item and two items fall from the same row.
Dude, I went to go buy some sour patch kids and the idiot before me only had a dollar and his sour patch kids got stuck. I got to buy one vend one free.
a synonym for masturbation
Kease: I heard your girl left for vacation?
Mikey: Yup, so im going to have to buy one get one free until she comes back
You can ask anyone for nudes and they can't say no
November 10 - Hey Jenny send a nude ...
Okay Jim I have to bc it is November 10th
National 10th November One free Nude pass