A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of consuming alcohol, marijuana, and mushrooms all at the same time.
Cody: Man, I just chased that mushroom with a shot of fireball!
Dennis: And you're high as balls!
Schuyler: Dude you're so freeze dried
Normally, a person who seems to be stuck in the past. This person wants to stay in the "good ol' days." This person may also think of himself as appealing to the younger audience. You may spot one once in a while. They usually have a braided pony tail in his gray hair and may wear clothing styles of today. If not, he wears anything that he may consider "hip" or "cool" which may not be true.
My father is a freeze dried hippie! This is so embarrassing! I wish he would just get through the fact that times have changed!
Did you hear Bill caught his girl creepin' with Doug?
Yeah, that's some freeze-dried bullshit there.
anything and everything that is ultimately wrong and generally shit in life
ah mate the north is a hench pile of freeze dried camel gooch!!!