A fork of Rural Dictionary
French Cheese is where you ejaculate in your partner's mouth after a blowjob, then proceed to fart in their mouth to resemble the smell of French Cheese.
"Whene he was about to finish, he gave me a French cheese; it was disgusting and the smell was horrid."
When a hairy, stinky french man has anal sex with you with cheese on the tip of his penis.
Dude, I was in Paris, and this guy came up from behind me and gave me a French Cheese Danish.
What you say when you dont have anything else to say. See Jesus Monkey Lords
French Poodle Cheese Dip I am bored!
A Insult to A French man who likes cheese so much
My Brother Antoine, You dumb French Cheese Tosser how DARE YOU!