A fork of Rural Dictionary
An expression that gently informs the listener that their company or commentary is not appreciated.
See also: fuck off and die
You: Hi. Nice weather, huh?
Me: Kill yourself and fuck the body!
A guy who has sculpted abs from fucking a lot of bitches
That one guy from Britney Rears 3 has that fuck-a-bitch body
A Virtual Body Fuck (VBF) consists of one humanoid animal taking advantage of a human being by using whatever means necessary up to and including narcissistic behavior to get something from or something done by another person. The result is a virtual new hole in the victim's body due to a Virtual Body Fuck.
Virgina Cox really asked for a Virtual Body Fuck VBF)) when she let Richard Johnson back into her life; I mean pants, whoops I mean bedroom.
Anything that is extremely tiring and thoroughly physically taxing which results in aches and pains. Such as 2 hours of muay thai, a full day of snowboarding, or single handedly fighting a contingent of angry midgets.
A: Jesus, you look like shit.
B: Ugh. yeah. just had a full body fuck down.
A: What?
B: 6 hours of advanced secret ninja assassin training. at 3am.
A: oh damn.
Holy shit what the fuck why would he do this
Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho”
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”