A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fuck monkey is a rude and irritating person. They usually are someone who touch people in weird and aggravating ways. (Such as flicking them or slapping their neck randomly.) They are usually very loud as well.
Kyle: *walks by Peter and slaps his neck* Peter: Screw you, fuck monkey!
A girl who looks like she'll fulfill every sordid whim. Used as a very simple scale: Fuck Monkey or Sex Pixie. Fuck Monkey: Usually in their late teens or early twenties, F.A.B. (firm and bendy). Sex Pixie: As above, but not as obvious in their intent.
Oi! lads check out the fuck monkey at the bar. I bet she'll go around the world.
A way of calling some one stupid or a sex slave.
You stupid fuck monkey. Hes my little fuck monkey.
A curse word when you've done something quite stupid. Monkey added on after fuck somewhat softens the word fuck when fuck may seem a bit too harsh.
When you keep missing easy shots in a game of pool you may blurt out "Fuck monkey!!" due to your frustration with yourself.
to fuck like crazy, screaming and bouning around.
When Sally discovered her vibrator, she was like a fuck monkey without a cage!
a monkey that you fuck so that you can say you lost your vigintity
a girlfriend who wont take no for an answer
dude shayon and shahins girlfriend are acting like major fuck monkies