A fork of Rural Dictionary
To have a rough, unkempt look.
When I fly, I don't care how I look, I'm just like fuck pie.
slang for calling someone a dork, idiot, annoying, loser.
That little fuck pie cock-blocked me.
When two people engage in sexual intercourse and they place a graham cracker pie crust underneath them to catch the juices that drip down. It is then baked at 350 degrees in the oven and can thereafter be enjoyed.
Andrew and Alice had some intense lovin then enjoyed a nice fuck pie for desert.
When your super angry and you cant think of anything else to say .
Samantha : Ohh Shit! Im Pregnant !
Leroy : Is It Mine ?
Samantha : Yea
Leroy : So I Gotta Pay Child Support
Samantha : Yea !
Leroy : Fuck Bitch Fuck Pie !
Sexual equivalent to "Jumping the Shark" in a television series or sitcom.; An embarrassing moment involving a sexual act being walked in on by someone not taking part in said sexual act, usually an adult authority figure (i.e. in American Pie when Jim Levenstein is caught having sexual intercourse with an apple pie by his dad)
Person 1: You here about Aaron? His dad caught him jackin off on the couch.
Person 2: Hahahaha, he so fucked the pie!
"I went into John's room last night. And there he was, just pie fucking an apple pie. It was disgusting."
Fictitious pie to be served to an individual who needs to go fuck his/herself.
Bill: You really made an ass of yourself today during your presentation to the new clients, Frank.
Frank: Hey, Bill, I've got a nice piece of Go Fuck Yourself Pie here for you. Eat up, fucker.