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Fucking Dick

1. Generally a male who cheats on a girl, tells her the truth and feels like everything is fine afterwords. 2. A penis during the act of sexual intercourse.

My EX boyfriend is a fucking dick. Yea I can't believe he would cheat on you.

by The Fucking Dick January 01, 2009

Fucking dick

The best reaction to any situation. Ever.

Dude: Hey man..... I think I broke your car door..... Me: Fucking DICK! Dude: Hey man, what's up? Me: Oh huh what? Dude: Don't you remeber me? Me:..... Fucking dick? Dude: I hate life Me: Fucking dick! Ice Cream Man: That'll be 3 dollars Me: Fucking DICK! You After Reading This Shitty Definition: Fucking DICK!

by Dr. Crowley November 09, 2009

fuck dicks

expression; often used after feelings of excitement or anguish

eg 1: fuck dicks Milton! Thats a large ghoststbusters t shirt, where did you get that from? eg 2:"meine shloss hat eine grosse leak" "fuch dickshlongenrr!" "iich bin bien, mein unklewinkel gerfixt es" "fuch dickschlongenerr, danke mein bestes beefjerky" ...said Barry to his sister

by weblin September 05, 2008

fuck-dick

a term used to refer to an asshole or someone who royally fucked up

1. Yo thats MY beer you FUCK-DICK!

by N Bizzle and D Sizzle May 16, 2004

fucking fuck dick

An exclamation, used often to combat lag, or death in darksouls

-lags out- FUCKING FUCK DICK! -dies before boss- FUCKING FUCK DICK!

by Samson's own goodie hole January 02, 2014

fucking dick crapper

The definition is that a person who is bad or someone who is horrible and is a dick and likes to poop on your shoe

a fucking dick crapper defininetly doesn't know how to drive.

by psun3 May 09, 2018

fucking dick munch

Someone who loves to munch dick all day every day and rarely have an empty mouth, also referred to as a slag/sket.

Rebbeca is a fucking dick munch, because she always has a dick in her mouth.

by BassFaceBasher November 07, 2013