A fork of Rural Dictionary
When Steve Ballmer killes, or vowes to kill someone. To fucking kill someone might involve throwing a chair.
I'm going to fucking bury that guy. I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Google. *Throws chair* -- Steve Ballmer
A statement to use at one of ya mates when he is being a shit cunt
Oi Chappy, i’ll Fucking kill ya
When you hear something around and look it up and the definition is extremely creepy and/ or illegal.
Random guy: have you heard of Loli? Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.
When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe. "I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."
Person 1: "I want to fucking kill myself." Person 2: "Same." Person 3: "Mood."
when kill
"i'm going to fucking kill you" - slendermens
Person a: Hey, what's good? Person b: I wanna fucking kill myself
Being in extreme heat you will get “I’m gonna fucking kill somebody disease” Symptoms: - Too hot outside, for a bit too long
Person 1: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY DISEASE, ITS SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE