A fork of Rural Dictionary
simplest definition - hammered drunk intense definition - completely beyond the shadow of a doubt so beyond drunk that you don't know your shoe from a sandwich, you couldn't remember your name if your life depended on it. this is usually what happens when going to two keys 10 dollars all you can devour or a good night out at 4th street live ending at the galt house. it also usually leads to "last calls." (see last call)
Example 1) Brian - Dude carter shall we rage tonight? Carter - Dude i'm ready to rage my face off. Brian - How rage should we rage? Carter - Dude I'm lookin to get full ham. Example 2) Guy #1 - Dude you were out of your mind last night. You took the words all you can drink to a new level. Guy # 2 - I know bro I was definitely full ham.
A group of friends or an event that consists of almost all girls. The opposite of a Sausage Fest.
What was the ratio at the party like last night, was it a sausage fest, or more like a full ham sandwich?
A certain part of the female anatomy that has been overly used, and is just worn-out.
That chick I picked up at the bar last night, had a baseball mit full of chipped ham.