A fork of Rural Dictionary
A old man who's fantasy is to have sex with little young boy. He watches them play by the playground and little do they know that he's getting turned on by this
"Honey I don't want you to trick or treat over there. There's word that there is a Gay Alex living on that street
An extreme form of homosexuality, this is the gayest you get.
Origins from a poor gay boy named Alex.
"I saw Alex having sex with my dog"
"Gay Alex?"
"Of course I am!?!?"
Gay Twink Alex (Alex for short) is a subspecies of the species named "Alex." He is the mastermind behind certain terrorist attacks that include but are not limited to: September 11, 2001, Hiroshima, Nagasaki. The reasons to him being such a twink and so gay are currently unknown at this time but there are some theories.
Theory 1: He was raised my levitating forest narwhals.
Theory 2: He was just born that way.
Theory 3: He picks his shit with his thumb.
These are the 3 leading theories.
At this time it is unknown Gay Twink Alex's whereabouts but he is rumored to be in hiding somewhere on the west coast of the United States. Be cautious he is armed and dangerous.
Person 1: Gay Twink Alex committed another crime! What a thug.
Person 2: Why is he such a twink?