Country Dictionary

Gay Uncle

A male family member to whom you are related who seeks out other gay uncles. Opposite of Lesbian Aunt.

Gay Uncles--you either got one or you are one -- or both!!!

Gay Uncle

The act of containing or having ownership of a gay uncle. If somone where to make a gay coment you might say things like:

HEY! watch it... i have a gay uncle, or Hey i take that offensivly i have a gay uncle.

Gay Uncle Evan

A person (not necessarily gay, or an uncle, or named Evan) who just want to call so many bad names, but your friends would hate you for it. Female form is Lesbian Aunt Kali

"GOD DAMN IT! KEVIN IS SUCH A…" (whole rooms stares) a… um… Gay Uncle Evan."

Gay Uncle Mark

A gay uncle Mark is the uncle everyone thinks is gay but can’t admit it to himself. He would have a funky beard and a ponytail that looked like 3 hairs on a horses ass. Typical phrase used would be “Hey mmmaaannn” When laughing he would make the sound of a gay rabbit humping another gay rabbit. Take caution when around people like this. They are easily subdued by the elusive catfish.

I would invite you all over... but I have a gay uncle Mark hangin around

Gay Uncle Larry

Everybody has one.

Mom: Gay Uncle Larry is coming over for Spring Break. Dad, looking at children: Hide them in the basement. Gay Uncle Larry, pops out of basement: Hide who where? (Proceeds to rape entire family)