A fork of Rural Dictionary
A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.
Noun: Spunk, jism, come baby gravy. There is actually a brand of anchovy paste in Britain called The Gentleman's Relish - Patum Peperium. Coincidentally, it's rather salty.
Do you like the taste of Gentleman's Relish, babe? Don't know, never tried it. Open wide. What's your name by the way?
"Gentleman's Relish" (n), syn "duck butter". A smelly, warm, wet film comprised of sweat deposits, dead skin, water, pubic hairs and similar miscellaneous detritus that collects between the male scrotum and thigh.
Jane could smell Dick's gentleman's relish a mile away.
The soft, slightly cheesy material found underneath the foreskin of the penis; smegma
"Pass me a Q-tip so I can clean out the gentleman's relish from beneath my foreskin...."
I finished jerkin off and had to clean up all of the gentlemans relish off of the wall
Spunk, Semen, Jizz, Spoff, Spooge, Population Paste, Man Glue, Jostle Juice, Baby Gravy, Etc. Etc.
After a heavy night of masturbation, Jimmy woke to find a tissue, covered in Gentleman's Relish, stuck to the side of his face.
A polite way of saying jizz or cum.
I'd love to serve Yolanda some gentleman's relish.