A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.
I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.
The act of fooling around that leads up to male ejactulation.Primarily used when asking a friend if they had sex.
"Did you get cookies from that girl last nigh?"
"TWICE!"
A way to deflect the insult of being called a “wet wipe"
Friend: Ew, you’re a wet wipe
Me: Shut up, get cookied *POW*
Slang for masterbation
Damn, just finished a crucial session of COD. Time to get cookies
You slept with him? Girl did you get your cookies?
Her previous boyfriend was a Minute Man, but now she gets her cookies almost every time.