A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Getting laid" is a less crass version of "getting fucked". Therefore, the expression lends itself to being used in limericks and other types of poems, such as the one below...
There once was a girl from Belgrade. She was hot like a Soviet grenade. She knocked on my door, Lied down on the floor, And said: it shall be my wish to get laid.
the first thing an egg does
"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."
He's walking around with a big smile because he knows he's going to get laid.