A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The act of attaining an erection. 2. The act of successfully harvesting wood from trees in the game Minecraft.
Lauren didn't know what the achievement "Getting Wood" referred to.
Term used by economists to define pegging
After changing to the gold standard the economists proclaimed - "Get Bretton WoodedBitch" Which meant that they were about to get pegged
(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.
Boy: Hey, early bird gets the wood on. Boy: Haha. Just you wait
Gettin my wood cut means getting his Dick ready to smash like shaving and cleaning the aria.
“DUDE IM GETTING MY WOOD CUT FOR TONIGHT “ “Damn bro are u smashing?”
Stop bothering me; get out of my face.
Why you come steppin' on me? I am busy, so get off my wood.
Doing whatever is necessary to make money. Because money is made from paper and paper is made from trees which are wood.
Hey do you got ten bucks I can borrow? Nah, but later I gotta get that wood, so hit me up.