A fork of Rural Dictionary
Defined as,the success of having sex with someone.ie.getting laid
Friend:so did you get the jump last night?Lucky Man:I sure did.She was surprisingly easy!
The act of being maliciously assulted by a large number of individuals, usually physical but may be verbal.
Oh shit! Danto is getting jumped by those kids! We gota help his ass out!
The softer way to say "Go Fuck yourself!"
way softer.
A: Hey, dude, you such a cry baby! wouldn't you mind if i give you some milk?
B: Shut up, Go get jumped on!
When you are so fed up with your job that you need to make a grand "Fuck you all" exit, such as yelling over the intercom and jumping out the emergency slide of an airplane.
Flight attendant: "To the passenger who called me a motherfucker: Fuck you!" I'm going to get two beers and jump!