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Gib Job

When employers irrationally assign ownership of particular tasks to a bunch of cheating freeloaders who soak up excessive resources to live out tv-induced fantasies.

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Gib Gob a Job

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates

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