A fork of Rural Dictionary
We should add it.
N.
1. Testicles that stick to the side of the leg (such as in humid weather)
2. Testicles that “glue” you between two rooms because you slammed the door on them
I’m seeing stars, I’m losing air
Sound the alarm, Bring me a chair
I’m caught between two different rooms
That door just crushed my glue balloons
When it’s so hot and sweaty that a man’s balls (balloons) glue to the inside of his thighs and feel like they are stuck
Can someone do something about this heat?? My glue balloons are driving me crazy!! Anyone have some powder?
Balls, testicles.
Glue looks like semen, especially Elmer’s glue. A deeper meaning is that an accidental pregnancy can glue a couple together.
Damn, man. Heather is pregnant. My glue balloons have us stuck together for the next 18 years.