A fork of Rural Dictionary
Scientific word for the muscles in the buttocks, a.k.a butt, a.k.a ass, a.k.a arse
Damn that chick has a nice gluteus maximus
The gluteus maximus is the main extensor muscle of the hip. It is the largest and outermost of the three gluteal muscles and makes up a large part of the shape and appearance of each side of the hips.
Look! Bang Chan has the biggest gluteus maximus among the members!
booty (-muscles)
"When my ocular organs located a gluteus maximus of remarkable magnitude, my genitalia became erect." (Meaning "When I saw a big booty I got a boner.")
The scientific name for a "FRONT BUTT".
"That guy's got a HUGE Gluteus Maximus Frontalis on him. It's like an extra cushion."
When your gluteus maximus is sweating when you have to poop
I am currently undergoing gluteus Maximus homeostasis excretion, I’ll be back in a minute.
a polite way of saying "kiss my ass"
Jessica: KISS MY FUCKING ASS !! Alexander: That's not very professional of you... way too much profanity Jessica: Oh I'm sorry, KISS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!!
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).