A fork of Rural Dictionary
The polar opposite of Going Comando. This usually happens when its too cold to Go Comando therefor you end up wearing at least one (or more) layer(s) of undergarments to keep the nether region warm.
Me - Dude what took you so long in the bathroom? You nearly missed the entire 3rd quarter.
Him - Sorry. I'm Going Canadian and it took me forever to get through all those layers.
To go without underwear. Sometimes meaning to wear no layer of underwear beneath a pair of long underwear or stockings/nylons. Also "going commando" or "free-balling." Used in areas of the United States.
"Hey bro, I've used up all my underwear and haven't done the laundry yet. Can I borrow yours?"
"No way. You're going Canadian today."
To refuse to wear a coat, irregardless of the temperature outside.
A) It's snowing outside aren't your going to grab your coat?
B) Nope, I'm going Canadian.
When a (usually baked) person snacks deeply or participates in conspicuously Stoney behavior. Also “ Gone Canadian”.
Bob was straight up going Canadian on the Pepperidge Farm last night!
To insert two penises into your anus
“Give me two dollars and I’ll go Canadian”