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golden field goal

The act of urinating into a toilet from the standard standing position while another consenting person simultaneously urinates or defecates into the same toilet in the standard sitting position.

I got a little bit of pee on her leg while I was attempting a golden field goal.

by Three points November 26, 2016

Golden Field goal

When a man straddles a woman on a toilet, stands facing her. The woman sitting with her legs spread in a V shape, the man tries to still between her legs and into the toilet while giving a simultaneous golden shower to the face.

The first time I tried to make a golden field goal, I slipped on my second step. So I shit on both of her legs and she was covered in piss from one set of lips to the other.

by Danbman77 April 07, 2019