A fork of Rural Dictionary
A white boy with shaggy blonde hair that both looks like and has the personality of a golden retriever.
Friend 1: Dude, Jack is so fine! Friend 2: He’s such a golden retriever boy though!
straight cheerful white boy who may or may not cry a lot
"how the hell do you always pull golden retriever boys?" "its a skill"
A male who is goofy and gullible, yet very loyal and protective. Is often confused but excited and just wants to make others laugh.
He is such a cute Golden Retriever Boy and I can trust him.
A guy that’s sweet, gullible, and goofy, and is smart but can be dumb from time to time
“Thomas is so cute he’s such a golden retriever boy”
A very friendly, happy, energetic dude that is always going.
He's a golden retriever boy, he never stops moving.
A geeky soft boi with simple needs, shaggy blonde hair, an outdoors-y personality, but who is still somehow glued to his laptop and books. Loyal, sometimes oblivious, but all around a cheery person. Will follow you around and want hair pets.
“You got yourself a Golden Retriever Boy there, don’t ya? It’s the baseball cap that gives it away.” “Yeah, he kind of follows me around a bit, but I don’t mind.”
A boy with fluffy hair , quite shy but energetic, usually plays a sport or games or both , can’t hold or handle eye contact and gets nervous(probably will give u the side eye ),has a nice smile , funny and great t have around can make others cheer up in a instant ,nice to talk to and genuinely great company a 99/100 possibility he has anger issues but won’t take them out on u unless ur causing them
“Aww he’s so sweet” “Gives me the vibe of a golden retriever” “He’s a golden retriever boy”