A fork of Rural Dictionary
Phone conversation with: Your mom- *sigh, I have nothing to do tonight. My kids are out of town and my husband, at work. Me- Well, how bout I come over and we'll have some good old fashioned fun. Your mom- ...Yes, I'm so horny. Me- Say no more; I'll bring the lube. I like it nice and sloppy. Your mom- Just like me. Me- That's right, bitch.
To have sex. Ususally is restricted to missionary position.
Christina, tonight you and me are going to have some good old fashioned American fun.