A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be in a state of extreme inebriation, very drunk
"Me and the boys are getting a couple of cubes and gettin' gooned up." "He's all gooned up and I think he is going to bed". "We started tailgating at 9, so by 2, we were pretty gooned up."
To be damaged by carelessness or ineptitude, boogered,
Look at that car with the gooned-up paint job. When they mounted my tires, they really gooned up the rims. I really gooned up my bicycle when I rolled off a cliff.
The act of spending money on cheap wine (usually in cask form) by a group to get intoxicated quickly.
Agnas "We only got $10AUD and we wanna get drunk tonight, what should we do? Mortimer "I say that we should be gooning it up my friend"
the time when goons usually wake up, generally late and belligerent. if from ole miss term used is goon rush hour (5:00)
man theese goons be strait merkin... is it goon wake up time?