A fork of Rural Dictionary
To frolic around acting silly. Possibly touching an erected or flacid member.
Look at those guys goosing it, they are slapping Brad's penis. That looks fun. I want to goose it.
One time I was goosing it, and I got expelled from Chadwick for sexual harrassment.
The act of rubbing a goose feather on someone's taint.
Guy 1: Yo I gave your mom a Goose Goose Goose last night.
Guy 2: Good she could use the attention.
A humiliating act, usually done by your closest friend; when one is "given the goose" so to speak, one never truly recovers.
The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.
A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.
Luke gave Adam a Goose Goose! Luke will be severely missed.
A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
An overweight white girl with really bad style
Ha, lookit that Goose Goose with the nasty-ass Punky Brewster haircut!