Country Dictionary

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gossip delegator

one who is too embarrassed and/or lazy to tell people about something or someone, so instead they pick people that can't keep secrets to tell everyone about it. often practiced by uptight religious people who lost their virginity and want people to know they are no longer uptight, but too embarrassed to tell people themselves. therefore, they let the big mouths do it for them

After years of being a preachy bible-banger, Lexi finally got drunk and had sex with her new boyfriend. Because she was a gossip delegator, she enlisted the biggest gossips of the school to do her work, and now everyone knows she is a slut hidden behind religion and has four STDs. Hoorah!

by Alex Homeskillet July 20, 2008