A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bicycle of a certain style usually made pre-1990, with thin wheels and a thin frame. They are usually found or stolen rather than bought and are often a mismatch of numerous bikes to create the optimum level of comfort and speed. Most are now found through hard-rubbish collection or at dumps and ridden by young folk.
"You should see the granny basher I picked up yesterday, it is heaps good"
"Fuck dude, you really have to stop thrashing that granny basher so hard, hard-rubbish isnt until October"
Someone who likes to engage in sexual intercourse with women over 70
Ted:Your dad's a granny basher
Jon: No he's not just cos his GF is over 85 :@
A person who has violent sex with grandmothers.
It's an insult that'll make everyone laugh at the victim. Only use when you are cussing people down.
you'You bumbaclaat! *kiss teeth*
me'Shut up you granny basher'
Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.
"Old granny basher on the 45"
It's were someone is just a disgusting mess and should shut the fuck up
Shut it ya fat stinking granny basher